My love for you grows stronger every day,
My love for you will never ever fade away,
My love for you my darling is strong,
My love for you will never be wrong,
This beautiful day is just like any other,
Every passing year you get more like your mother,
She sits in her chair her face in a frown,
If I was a dog she would want me put down,
I jest my darling, you're lovely yourself,
I want just one night with you all to myself,
But not tonight there's football on,
When the kids are in bed and visitors gone,
We'll go upstairs and into our room,
Like we've done before as bride and groom
The bedroom door I'll firmly shut.
Because in this verse there'll be no smut.